im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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