Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Randomize
