Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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