Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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