Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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