Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
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