Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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