I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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