his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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