You really coming over, don't trick.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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