let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
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