I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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