can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I checked into jail on foursquare
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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