it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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