So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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