South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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