We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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