there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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