they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
