I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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