sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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