Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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