Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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