You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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