I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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