Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Randomize
