Where did you get a picture of my penis
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
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