the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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