I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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