At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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