i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
one might say we're banned from that church
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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