it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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