Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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