waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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