on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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