you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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