i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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