It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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