I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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