well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point đź’ś
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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