I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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