He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Randomize
