My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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