just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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