I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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