What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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