No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Found the puke drawer
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Randomize
