My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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