and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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