BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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