I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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