i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Found the puke drawer
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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